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The
Life of Rock Boy and Ill One, Rock Boy as a Lamborghini,
Ill one as a Steering Wheel, Together as One, The
Life of the Two Big Timers, The Autobiography of Rock
Boy
A Play by Jonathan
Performance:
February, 2002
Community School South, East Palo Alto
Time:June
1, 2002, 7:30 PM, Monday
Place: Western Addition, Fillmoe on Eddy block.
A stop sign, Eddy Block. See beautiful trees,
see beautiful people in the community walking down
the street, see mothers, see babies. See
food restaurants, see friends, see loved ones.
The wind blowin, sounds like the wind in my ears,
hear the birds in the trees, feel pumped, alive, feel
rock solid. Hear mothers, babies crying.
Hear cars runnin startin up the street, ski skirtin.
At Rise: Rock Boy the Lamborghini Diablo and
Ill One the Steering Wheel are driving up Eddy Block,
Jay-Z playing in the background, they knockin
Jay-Z the blueprint.
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Boy: |
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Whats
up man, why you honking when nobodys in the way,
man? You tripping Ill One whatsup? You gotta
get it together, man.
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| Ill
One: |
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I can honk when I want to, Im runnin this, Im
runnin this show, Im the steering, you work the
peddles, I work the steering wheel. You understand
that, you get with me, you get with my level. And
by the way, turn that Jay-Z up man! |
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| Rock
Boy: |
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Matta
fact, I work the paddles, I work the engine. You
aint nothing but a steering wheel, you understand.
Matta fact, Im about to cut this engine off. |
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| Ill
One: |
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You know what? If you wanna work the engine, go
ahead, thats yo problem. |
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| Rock
Boy: |
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Matta fact, where the hell we goin anyway?
You the steering wheel, you suppost ta make a left on
Fillmoe Street. Remember Im just the engine
and the paddles, so why you go right? |
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| Ill
One: |
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I
made a lef because Im going my way.
You said Im the steering wheel so Im gonna
steer you understand that. And I aint gonna
tell you no more, turn the goddamn Jay-Z up! |
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Boy: |
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You
know what since Im the engine, you jeopardizing
my life cause it was a Mack Truck back left, now if I
had put my pedals, we coulda been wrecked. Were
gonna pull into the McDonalds right here and Im
gonna cut this show off. |
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One: |
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Okay, Im
gonna pull up in here, we can shut it down, Im
gonna follow your order on this one.
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Boy: |
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Whats
up Ill One man? Why you doing this to me, why you
turning left when Im turning right? Cmon
man what you doing? Get with the program. |
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One: |
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Man,
Im turning left and right when you turning the other
way, because man you aint letting me see Baby Benz
no more, every time I ask you to lemme see him you say
some nonsense like he asleep or her in the bath.
And I dont hear no bath water. I dont
hear him snoring and I heard Baby Benz sleep before.
He snore hecka loud. Why you trying to play me,
you street punk? |
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| Rock
Boy: |
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I
wont be lying to you man, I know Baby Benz
important to you. I know hes like a Baby Brother
to you man |
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| Ill
One: |
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Why
you aint answer my question man? Why dont
you just come out like a man, be the Lamborghini you is
and stop beatin round the bush? |
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| Rock
Boy: |
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What
you talkin bout? |
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One: |
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Man,
you know what Im talking bout man. Im
talking about Baby Benz. What you think your own
son gonna be closer to me than you? Think your son
love me more than you? |
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Boy: |
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Man,
I gonna keep it real with you man. I aint
letting you see Baby Benz cause I think he gonna be closer
to you than me man? It aint that. I think
your gonna hurt Baby Benz to get to me. |
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| Ill
One: |
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Naw,
that aint true, Im a keep it real with you,
too. Man I want to get out on that road and steer,
cause Im a steering wheel. Thats what
I was born to do. And you aint letting me
do it, you aint spinning donuts, you spending all
your time with Alise and not with me. |
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| Rock
Boy: |
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What
about when I woke up that morning Ill One and I felt like
going to drive and you told me, I dont feel
like driving. And I said Why dont
you feel like rolling? |
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| Ill
One: |
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I
didnt feel like driving that day cause when I felt
like doing donuts you didnt want to do any doughnuts
cause Alise said you cant do em no more. So
whats up with that? |
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| Rock
Boy: |
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So
what are you jealous? Are you jealous of me?
Are you jealous cause I have a wife and a kid? I
dont know why you would be jealous, they both love
you. Alise love you, Baby Benz love you-youre
a part of our family. So whats up with that? |
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One: |
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I mean,
cmon Rock Boy, yes I am a little jealous, but
all I am asking is that you spend a little more time
with me. Now is that hard?
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Boy: |
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Yes, it
is hard Ill One because I have a wife and a son and
I need to spend my time with them.
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| Ill
One: |
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What about
when we used to wake at about 8:30 AM, you get you a
quick wash from your dad the Jag and at 9:30 you start
up the engine, the engines all good, gassed up, oiled
up. We used to go up for a quick run up to Eddies
at Macallister and Divisadero, we was feelin hyped,
we was feelin juiced and we used to do a little ski
skirtin before Alise waked up.
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| Rock
Boy: |
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Yes
I do remember those days and they was all good, Ill One,
but cmon I cant keep lying to my wife every
day its just not right Ill One. Cmon man thats
not right, what kind of relationship would I have with
my wife if I kept lying to her? |
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| Ill
One: |
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I
know whats wrong, but all I want is for you to spend
a little time with me, I mean we both can handle this
we both can be a family. |
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Boy: |
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Well,
Im tired of talking about this right now, we going
home, so Im starting this engine up and gonna steer
us home. VRRR
(engine starting. They rollin. Jay-Z knockin
the blueprint. They ridin down the Mac block) |
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One: |
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Hey
Rock Boy, blood, you see those girls walking by lookin
beautiful in their tanktops, walking in our community,
mothers with their babies. Its crackin on this Monday,
Rock Boy, you feel me! |
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| Rock
Boy: |
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Man,
dont even try to change the subject man, you trying
to get me off track. Dont be like we all good
now. And Im tired of this Jay-Z, Im
about to put in this Hot Boys.
(They riding listening to the Hot Boys. They make a
right on Webster, then a left on Fulton, and they at they
house. They out in front of the house.) |
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| Ill
One: |
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And
you know what Rock Boy, I got something for you. I think
you a little bit jealous of me, thats why you dont
let me see Baby Benz, you know Im not going to hurt
Baby Benz to get to you, you know I aint gonna do
that man. And I think you really think that if you let
me see him then he gonna be closer to me than you. So
lets keep it real. |
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| Rock
Boy: |
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You
know what, I know you aint gonna hurt Baby Benz to get
to me I was just talking on that. Yes, Ill One,
I am a little bit jealous of you, thats why I dont
let you see my son when you want to. And I think
maybe Baby Benz will be a little bit closer to you than
me. And thatll make me feel bad like Im
not a good father.
(Rock Boy starts to cry)
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| Ill
One: |
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Man
rock Boy, you cryin! I mean you really do care about
me, I never really knew that. But anyway, I dont
give a damn. |
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Boy: |
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Man
you aint nothin but a cold piece of turkey. I sat
there and shed tears for you and you dont give a
damn. I mean Im your driver man and I was crying
man and you just threw it right back in my face like you
dont give a damn. |
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| Ill
One: |
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So
goddamn what man? Lifes tough, you either live in
it or get the hell out of it. |
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| Rock
Boy: |
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You
know what Ill One man, lets keep it real man. The
only reason why I think you would be closer to my son
than me is because Im a father man. I gotta show
discipline to me son when he get out of line. And you
know some sons, they get mad at they daddy, they hold
a little grudge in they heart. And thats the only
reason I think hell be closer to you, because when
I discipline him you come around and pick him up and be
a friend. And thats why I dont want you to
see him when Im not around.
(Baby Benz on scene, coming from outta house) |
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| Ill
One: |
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Cmon
man why you all arguing man? I love both yall. Yall
argueing over nothing. So cmon if yall dont
squash this right now, none a yall are gonna see
me. Im gonna be gone on the first flight smoking
up outta here. Yunderstand, ya dig that? |
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| Rock
Boy: |
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Man
Im sorry Ill One. Im sorry I aint been
spendin much time with youman. I swear Ill spend
a little bit a time with you man. Ill break my day
in half man. |
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One: |
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Man
and I promise man I promise I wont turn left when you
want me to turn right. Ill be the steering
wheel you want me to be. Give me the little courtesy that
you said you would. And by the way, I love you man. |
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ON
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The
End. |
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